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Clueless motorhead
You do not own the street. Pound!
Pound! I flee by bike.
-- Jim
Vay iz mir, shvester,
In dayner Mercedes-Benz,
Zol zein sha, Shirley!
-- Farklempt
hot, angry, selfish
drivers. microcosm of
the planet's problems
-- Aaron
Learn to ride a bike.
Your honking, spewing auto's
turning spring to summer
--Aaron
make the honks a song
soothing rumbled city souls
airborne in the haze
-- Chant
despite great effort,
imagination still can't
make jarring noise soothe.
-- Ja
dont just honk there man
do something constructive like
leave the car at home
-- John
clinton-pacific
quiet neighborhood corner,
or a boxing ring?
-- Aaron
did God cut you short,
deprive you of something large,
little man, big horn?
-- Joe
Loud honk, poison smoke
your contribution to the
quality of life
-- Loy Ho
You slam your angry
fist into your steering wheel
man, your life must suck
-- Loy Ho
As loud as thunder
and just as sudden your horn
torments man and beast
-- Mister E
clinton street autos
honk, guzzle and burn away
our crisp, clean spring days
-- Aaron
idiot drivers
jump out of their cars to fight
moms walk by with kids
-- Aaron
In a big hurry to get
to the next red light
honk your hamster wheel
-- Loy Ho
Eyes leave profane sight,
Ears caught in jarring racket,
Spirit soars away.
-- Keila

Oh, jeezus Chrysler,
What's all the damn honking Ford?
Please shut the truck up!
-- Candice

What keeps me from just
pelting your honking auto
with rotting garbage
-- Candice
Smoking cigarettes
blasting Hot97
futiley honking
-- Aaron
Christ died for our sins
Let us make a joyful noise
But honking ain't it
-- Pat (for Easter)
go forth, honku sword
smite with pedestrian vengence
oh, yard sale today
-- Upe
noisy SUVs
driven by very rich owners
small genitals all
-- Rob
ford, g.m., chrysler
zero percent financing
means more cars to honk
--Aaron
anonymous jerk
honking with impunity
check out this finger
-- Mister E
your blaring horn spewed
its graffiti on my peace
unpunished vandal
-- Spanky
Is it you or me,
Victim of insanity,
Honker or honkee?
-- Karen
like judge and jury
wield your terrible swift horn
to dispense justice
-- L.E.
still traffic frustrates
honking promises motion
ah, the fallacy
-- Joanne
Just moved to Scottsdale.
'Stead of horns to make me scowl,
Soft coyote's howl
-- Garrett
i have no control
over you or him or the
light only my horn
-- Pat
no doorbell just honk
i hope your date's as
nice as your horn sounds to me
-- Loy
Quiet paradise
No honks in Honolulu
Steaming underneath
-- Teddie
Bright blue praire sky,
Silence that reverbrates,
Ne'er a Clinton horn.
-- Kevin
Cochrane Alberta
Coyotes howling in the night
Honking, geese at dawn
-- Hugh
Wood windows rattle
The subfloor shakes and trembles
A truck has just passed
-- Jonathan
LA: no one honks
Porsche guy on phone cuts me off
I give him stink eye
-- Kitty
I breathe in and out
God loves a quiet driver
my honking subsides
-- Emily
I'm not questioning
Your right to do it. I'm just
asking, "What's the point?"
-- Gale

Crown Victoria
Honking Queen of Clinton Street
Abdicate your throne!
-- Candice

 

I hear not those honks
Instead, trucks and back-up beeps
3 a.m. midtown!
-- Bruce

Bad enough to foul
every lungful of breath.
You want my ears, too?
-- Ken

 

sitting in traffic
blaring your your mean little horn
sheer stupidity
-- Carlos

 

patience slowly fades
residents stock up their eggs
that day is coming soon
-- Christoff

 

Mister Softee's tune
Sweet relief from honking dude
No ice cream for you
-- Katie

 

they say vibrations
effect energetic self
honk therefore I am
-- Joanne

 

Gazing at windows
I think of the children's sleep
broken by the noise.
--Renee

 

what, more geese? no - just
S.O.B's in S.U.V's
honk honk honk, honk honk
-- Peter

 

bells and whistles sound,
breaking the still night silence.
who's alarmed? sleepers
--Jean

 

rudy managed to
get rid of the squeegie guys
but forgot honkers
-- Aaron

 

terrorism is
a lincoln continental
leaning on the horn
-- Aaron

 

you from new jersey
honking in front of my house
in your s.u.v.
-- Aaron

clinton street traffic
a vast river of honking
raging through my head

-- Aaron

 

oh, forget enron
the problem around here is
all the damn honking
-- Aaron


a crisp winter day
the sound of car horns blasting
welcome to clinton
-- Aaron


we get parking tix
while clinton street horn honkers
get away for free
-- Aaron


 

you pass through my hood
blasting away on your horn
you know it's futile
-- Aaron