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Honku of the Day
It's been said: "A honku a day keeps the traffic away." And truly, the best way to enjoy honku is to savor and ponder them slowly, one at a time (Or on the toilet. Either way). Sign up for this list and every morning you will get a new honku in your e-mail in-box. If you're looking to gird yourself before a heinous morning commute or you need a little pick-me-up waiting for you when you arrive at the office, Honku of the Day is for you. Even if you've read the book already, the vast Honku of the Day archive is filled with many more poems than we could fit in the book. In fact, if you've ever posted a honku to the Lamppost, there's a good chance that it may reappear as a Honku of the Day.

Honku News
Did you hear the one about the Corvette that crashed into the second floor of a Long Island house? Did you know that tens of thousands of your fellow citizens are getting gigantic tax cuts for driving the largest SUV's on the market? You will if you are signed up for Honku News. Honku News is a somewhat irregular and infrequent mailing list providing all sorts of fun, interesting and important Honku-related tidbits. If you sign up, expect to get something like two e-mail per month. You won't be bombarded.

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